Life in Pieces

Shake It by Heather King

"You know boys, one day you’ll be your cubicle at work. Staring at a computer screen and you’ll think, you know what, these days weren’t so bad."


What ever happened to “dates”?


All everyone talks about now is fucking. Oh you’re sexy I wanna plow you. What about, “you are beautiful, let me take you out sometime?” I am tired of everyone wanting to just bust a nut. Romance is amazing. Keep it classy people, ask for dates instead of sex

The very essence of romance is uncertainty.
Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays (via kushandwizdom)